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The Lord and The Harley Rider
« on: March 19, 2010, 12:23:06 PM »
The  Lord  and The Harley Rider

A  man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be  faithful to me in all ways, I will grant  you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I  want."
 
The  Lord said, "Your request  is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete  and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."


The  biker thought about it for a long  time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she  feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"   

 

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